Feet

"The foot is an anatomical structure found in many vertebrates. It is the terminal portion of a limb which bears weight and allows locomotion. In many animals with feet, the foot is a separate organ at the terminal part of the leg made up of one or more segments or bones, generally including claws or nails."

Don't we learn a lot from Wikipedia? (In fact, I learnt that I want claws... I would pick up small furry animals with them and fly away... I may also need wings.)

Most people have two feet, some people have three and some people have wheels (but we don't like to talk about them). However many you have, they're generally quite useful for walking, kicking people in the shins and putting them on coffee tables.

Killing (Simon Cowell) in the name of... (rock music)

And now you do what they Simon Cowell told ya!
And now you do what they Simon Cowell told ya!
And now you do what they Simon Cowell told ya!
…
FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU SIMON COWELL TELLS ME!!

Right, I want to talk about (the complete awesomeness) that is the Rage Against The Machine for Christmas No. 1 campaign. *waves placard* Simon Cowell is getting buggered daily nightly and every so rightly, is he not? And no, we don’t intend to use lube.